11-22-12 Happy Thanksgiving!!

Is this one intense Mercury Retrograde or what?  How are you all surviving it?

I’m needing to have some Warrior’s Laughs over here to maintain perspective.  I had to write this blog so you could have a Warrior’s Laugh with me.  It’s all one can do or go mad sometimes.

Cauac.....   Have you noticed that there seem to be phases of heightened and accelerated disintegration energy?  Lately? On both personal and planetary levels?  More, again....?  No I am not complaining as I’ve asked to harmonize with these influences.  I actively call it in every morning so that I may learn to work with it.   

But Great Gobs!  In the last weeks the dissolution and break-down forces seem to have gone into overdrive, all over the planet.    I just wonder how anyone can be immune to it.  Sometimes when I’m really quiet and sitting still I perceive and feel this kind of interdimensional vibrating or shaking going on.  If that penetrates into the physical, the ground will surely move.  It surely IS moving!  Great Goblins, ‘Mt. Doom’ exploded recently!

Mordor erupts! New Zealand's Mount Tongariro volcano that stars as 'Mordor' in Lord of the Rings erupts on video

Anyone else have a hard time with electrical and mechanical stuff?   I’ve left a swath of blown-out gadgets, computers, cameras, blenders (lots of blenders) as well as other larger somewhat or completely dysfunctional machines at least a mile wide behind me.  And that’s only from the last decade.  

Swath of e-waste

Admittedly, I’m hard on this 3d stuff. It just seems to be how it is, to integrate Cauac frequencies. That’s why my preferred tools are sticks and rocks. Easily replenishable and priceless. Unfortunately they don’t work with modern technology and the internet.

Ah the internet....  the internet.... I mew.    Wondering why I no longer see or post much on FB or am sometimes daft at responding to emails?  It’s because I do not have the internet at home since Feb.  Don’t ask.  It was a phone scam.

And I can't even get the pics off the darn thing!!

All this stuff one needs to interface successfully with modern life that is so out of my control to fix or modify.  Just now I’m cross because my camera died.  It was the 2nd one in 2 years.   I got them both brand new.   Neither of these devices were of the highest quality but certainly not the lowest.  I like things to last for at least a few years.  And I didn’t even drop this one!   It died dead in a kimchi workshop.  Well rats.

Then there is my automobile.....  I seriously need to have some more warrior’s laughs about this poor schizophrenic machine.  It’s been dysfunctional for months.  It has ridiculous problems.  The gauges are goofy.  The gas gauge is stuck on F so I have no idea how much gas is really in there.   I’ve been surprised both pleasantly and otherwise, several times.  

Oh but even my friends' cats love it.  Donna Vial's cat.

It seems to have developed this split personality, or dimensional-switching twitch.   When started after sitting overnight, the heat gauge indicator will violently lurch straight up, at which time the engine makes kind of an odd sound but it runs in a way that I consider “normal”.  Then after a few minutes it will abruptly change as the needle lurches back down to “Cold",  and the engine will rev up.   When I engage the clutch in this mode, it seems to self-accelerate without me stepping on the gas at all.   The gauge and engine mode will fluctuate drunkenly like this for about 15 minutes, causing the car to spastically alternate between speeding up slightly and then slowing down --  all without my doing anything whatsoever.   What, it’s morphing into some kind of self-driving vehicle?   I haven’t quite figured it out.

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And then there is the start-up problem:  I can’t turn the thing off and immediately restart it -- most of the time.  It’s better now that it’s cooler outside.  I can sometimes do it but never quite know, coming out of the grocery store, will it start right away?  Thankfully one of the local gas stations lets me pump gas with it running.   I think there were a lot of giggles to be had this summer, watching that chick with the silly car push it out of the way at the pump because it wouldn’t start after much trying and fretting.   3 guys would usually come trotting over to give me hand with it as soon as they saw me get out of the car.   I’m sure it was a spot of high amusement in their day.

But other than that it runs just fine.

I even dared to venture out to Sonora with it one night recently to play drums at a Dyken gig and made it back in one piece.

This is from the same gig last year, 
I don't even have a pic from 
the show on 11-8

All this 3d Old Earth stuff that doesn’t really work that well anyway.  Let’s just get rid of it.  All of it.  And internet access should be universally free for everyone.  Universal WiFi.   Put the signal out there for anyone to pick up, how difficult could that possibly be?  Not, probably.

However there are rays of hope sprouting on the horizon.  People are coming up with some outrageously wonderful ideas, like generators that run on urine!!!  Isn’t that just the coolest idea you ever heard of?   Just convert all these fossil fuel dinosaurs over to a totally abundant, easily renewable, bio-degradable and universally available fuel source!  Yippee Hippie Skippie!!  I will be insufferably self-sufficient out here with a cat-pee powered chainsaw!  Oh the possibilities of that are endless!

 

Firewood:  It grows on trees and
drops out of the sky  

Urine-Powered Generator Created By African Teen Girls

I am SO anticpating the Fall of Babylon.  We need to move on to some higher, more interesting and harmonic technology.  Or I will have to tame those reindeer out yonder and get them to pull a cart because there is no way I’ll ride a bike out there on these hills, not with cars, Trolls and Pit Bulls.

Ha ha ha, big gratitude for small victory on the Borg front:  The other day I drove out, and to my utter delight and astonishment I encountered 3 Calaveras County road work trucks each with work crews filling the numerous pot holes, 1 CA Fire Department vehicle (hopefully containing the Fire Chief) taking note of all the brush and signs and obfuscation blocking the easement, 2 cop cars stationed at the end of my 1/2 mile roadway, and a furious Daryn screeching up and down the road on his motorbike, no doubt frothing at the mouth and beside himself for the unfair Constitutional breach being committed by the County for maintaining its easement responsibilities.   My weird and destructive neighbors who think they own the road...  Getting a little karmic come-uppance for their foolery.

Woof!!  Champ & Twinkles. They actually like me.

That continues to make my day every time I now drive down the easement without my teeth rattling to bits from all the pot holes and sink holes that used to be there every few feet.  No wonder my car’s a basket case.  Warrior’s giggle, it’s a victory for all the Violet Flame invoked while driving through that bardo.

Okay, just checking in to let folks know all is well with me and my abode in spite of the absurd energies of continued break-down.  Too bad about the camera croaking, as  Bernie the Opossum -- that little ham  -- has been extra fun to work with on video.  Check out the ones I posted on FB if you haven’t seen his antics, he’s uncommonly cute.

Bernie! The Happy Hippie House Opossum

More Antics of Bernie the Happy Hippie House Opossum

Bernie the Opossum: Fear no Bromeliads
Bernie the Opossum: Midnight Pineapple

The ride can be wild, remember you came here for this part.

Love & Blessings of the 11-22!  Happy Thanksgiving too!